What kind of philosopher are you?

I am not familiar with philosophers, just know a few names. But the supreme one is named in he following quote by someone familiar with them, which I fully endorse:

“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.” (Hippolyte Taine)

Note that the above is not a mocking comment.

 

thomas mann and yen you already know, i guess.
and the rest of us? i suspect they are devoid of philosophical thoughts for 99% of the time.

 

@gorski hehe I'm dumb first I don't understand nothing about philosopher and which purpose so I copy/past the link and bookmarked on Firefox then now I understand bingo!! therefore after I can make test and comment here lol still for some reason I think that you is from England or maybe I'm wrong if I'm correct bingo again now off topic I love U.K. since when I was kid for example everyday I and my wife watch Bear Grills on Discovery Channel and in another hand everyday I stay on website of IOMTT (I love superbikes and myself old pilot) Isle of Mann wait my result of test

 

@gorski hehe here my result http://www.quizony.com/what-kind-of-philosopher-are-you/result.html

 

Great. A fricken frenchman.

 

err after test finish I understand that the result stay one page but no! for avoid make test again I have one copy that I saved on notepad hehe because that interest is only result so here you go

 

It says my mind works like Confucious

 

@MJ yay realy is you friend perfect no doubt, haha for coincidence look my sig

 

When it comes to “Confucius” sayings, I find the lighter variety more appealing, and since this is the Chit Chat section, here are a few:

•He who sleep on bed of nails is holy man.
•Early bird get worm, but second mouse get cheese.
•Finding worm in apple better than finding half a worm.
•Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
•He who not know where he go never get there.
•Man who live in glass house must dress in basement.

Spoiler

Confucius Cat

(With apologies to gorski)

 

i read the first question, long enuff, i see 29 of them, i grabbed my ass and ran with all my power

 

Woman who fly plane upside-down have crack-up.

 

Fixed that for you.

 

You know must know MJ personally





It's always been my philosophy not to go to dumb on line questions to tell me who I should be...WTF??? is this place become facebook?

 

Huh ? Oh. I get it... You are a party pooper. ( waits for Cheffie to put his 2 Deutsche Marks in )

I first heard that Confucius quote back in the 60's or 70's.
In fact I want to say I first heard it on Rowan and Martin's Laugh in, but I admit that could be a false memory.

 

I've always liked Confucius sayings....

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Confucius say: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Confucius say: Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!

Confucius say: Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.

Confucius say: Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Confucius say: He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.

Confucius say: Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.

Confucius say: When wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

Confucius say: Man who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

Confucius say: Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Confucius say: Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!

Confucius say: Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

Confucius say: He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

Confucius say: Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

Confucius say: Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.

Confucius say: Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!

Confucius say: Man who sells Kotex, is crack salesman.

Confucius say: Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

Confucius say: Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

Confucius say: Woman pilot who fly upside down have crack up.

Confucius say: Man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.

Confucius say: Man who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

Confucius say: He who masturbates in front of cash register come into money.

Confucius say: Banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

Confucius say: Man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.

Confucius say: Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.

Confucius say: Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

Confucius say: Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

Confucius say: Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!

Confucius say: He who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

Confucius say: Rich old bachelor is man who have money to burn but no pilot light.

Confucius say: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Confucius say: He who plays with self, pulls boner.

Confucius say: Man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

Confucius say: Woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

Confucius say: Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.

Confucius say: Girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

Confucius say: Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.

Confucius say: Man who lay girl on hill not on level.

Confucius say: Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss.

Confucius say: Man who marries girl with no bust have right to feel low down.

Confucius say: Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honourable discharge.

Confucius say: It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Confucius say: He who eat cookie in bed, will wake up feeling crumby.

Confucius say: He who eat ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver.

Confucius say: He who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose.

Confucius say: Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep s**t.

Confucius say: Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, dosen't know if he's coming or going.

Confucius say: Company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

Confucius say: Prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.

Confucius say: Geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

Confucius say: Newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.

Confucius say: Woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

Confucius say: Nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.

Confucius say: Student who study history, will find there is no future in it.

Confucius say: Lady who goes down first time out, is called "Titanic".

Confucius say: Man who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.

Confucius say: Woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

Confucius say: Woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

Confucius say: He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.

Confucius say: Woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free lay.

Confucius say: Surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a cut in salary.

Confucius say: Army like blow job the closer to discharge you get, the better it feels.

Confucius say: Man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

Confucius say: Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

Confucius say: Man with clear conscience have bad memory.

Confucius say: Man who burns yard is said to smoke a lot of weed.

Confucius say: Man who is jacking off into a peanut butter jar is f***ing nuts.