Thanks for the Boobs at work off that link! Lucky they were hidden behind the downloading file! Not a single file which was applicable to my system.
I'll give it a shot... "I'm in shock myself, what is there to update in notepad? Oh yeah, and you all thought you'd have 7600.16385 for long? Well, f**k you, here's a new one." note: it's not literally translated as "f**k you", it's a less vulgar form of that, but I don't know the proper english translation.
Well OEM gives you an extra DVD with Office, I've never seen a Royalty OEM DVD with already Office on it.