Don't be paranoid and just enjoy the best Microsoft OS ever made till now. Basic anonymous data tracking will only bring you better updates in the future, and that's all about it.
There's nothing to get paranoid anymore. Whatever we type offline is going too. We are online though offline!
Now that Bat's not "working" all day as guinea pig testing torrents, so other people can get rich while their websites infect PCs with Malvertising, He got even lazier and hadn't made a restore point in 5 Days So Bat wakes up this morning and IObit goes like Happy Birthday Bat, we just decided to slam You updates to Your uninstaller and Advanced SystemCare Now there's No Way in Hell You're going to be able to remove the latest ASC and re-install ASC-7 Tried everything else so Maybe if the system restore works but then You'll have to block the upgrades again like before, and that didn't work See a lot of folks use Revo, but that's either a paid or "shared" program So any advice on a Free uninstaller that'll work as good as IObit Plus, any ideas on what will let Bat see what's on His HDD like the 100 largest files like ASC-7 Bat keeps a Really Trashy OS and sometimes forgets what's in it and where it's at
Let me see if I can wrap my head (Glad to have one) you watch Cam girls terrorists for NSA on our dime, do you listen to our phones to(beep, beep) Who feeds your pet Gators while you are hard at work doing whatever you do (beep, beep), what do you hear from your masters about spyware and when is Anniversary Update coming, and probably most of all does Dona know what you do all day 2nd most of all, how does activation work, seems like we're in limbo, right now changing CPU or Motherboard loose's you activation, In Anniverary Update, change CPU is find and if you can say hardware failure to MS on phone (may require a little fibbing) you can get reactivated. And is your friend Dona going to make 14383 the thing we been waiting on, Dona Dear, Bat is OK, Dona I been good, I don't know what Batty Pooh, has been up too but please tell your friends at MS to leave me activated, I'll teach Bat.1 to read, Imagine, getting up, coffee, come here to this,lol
You forgot Spamming the Cats Never forget about the Cats When former vice president Al Gore created the Internet it wasn't for the benefit of mankind, it was to benefit His Masters, The Evil Cat Overlords Now everyone that sees the cute Cat pics and Vids just has to get a kitten, Never knowing that the kitten will grow up to become their MASTER Watching a show last night about the Nut Job Jihadist, Bat was wondering how they could be so damn Stupid Then one of His Cat Overlords told Him it was because of not having modern technology, they weren't under control by Cats Maybe the solution for Peace in The Middle East is to send kittens there Hopefully they won't eat them before they become full grown Cats and can control the Idiots None of Bat's 87 Cat Masters are awake right now, they went back to sleep after chaining Him to his workstation and giving him a pot of coffee. And now Bat need pee The Cats haven't decided on what they'll have M$ do about activations, it all depends on what it takes to hit that One Billion Devices Once The Cats are able to Spy on and Control Billions of people through Win 10 their first plan is sending them to Invade China and destroy all the PCs running XP, and once they have the Chinese under mind control using Win 10 they'll learn them to stop eating Cats Bat been trying to talk to Dona in private but He can't do it. The Cats are Always watching
Some highlights of the Windows 10 Anniversary Keylogger: 1. Instead of sending everything you type to Microsoft directly, that data will now be automatically seeded as a torrent and placed on Microsoft Bay, previously known as Pirate Bay, under your name for anyone to download for national security. 2. If circumvention of the keylogger is detected, everything on your hard drive will be automatically seeded as a torrent and placed on Microsoft Bay under your name for anyone to download for national security. Other notes: 1. If you haven't upgraded to Windows 10 by July 29th, you'll automatically be upgraded to Windows 10 on July 29th. There is no way to stop it. 2. If you try to remove Windows 10 from your computer, you won't be able to because it'll be stuck there with some kind of digital glue. Digi-glue technology I think it's called. 3. Any attempts to reverse engineer the Digi-Glue technology will trigger an alarm so that men dressed in black will come in the dead of night and remove all traces of your existence. Please don't be alarmed, it's just standard procedure.